The Cryobank sent me an e-mail to say that donor medical histories were offered free now, along with the essays, profiles, and staff impressions (my favorite.) I don't know if that's like Target letting me know that they're offering affordable Alexander McQueen designs, or if there's any elasticity to the sperm market at all.
Suffice to say, though, that I'm easily suckered in by Target e-mails and promptly logged back into the Cryobank site to see if our saved donors were full of defective genes.
The answer is that they have about the same problems as anyone else: high blood pressure, depression after a spouse's death... And they have acne listed. If there's anyone out there rejecting a donor because he had pimples during puberty, that is a picky goddamn lesbian.
We're back where we were, and where, I suspect, we'll stay.