Monday, September 29, 2014

To the lady in the white Kia SUV

Venetian Red Subaru Outback
"Venetian Red Pearl"
Heather got a new car a few weeks ago, a Subaru Outback that fulfills her need for bells & whistles from the inside but acknowledges its practicality on the outside.  Ladies and gentlemen, Heather has a mom car.

Sunday, September 14, 2014


When I first started hanging out seriously with Heather, I'd look at her out of the corner of my eye sometimes while we were watching TV, or shiver when we snuggled.  I couldn't believe that I got to be with this fantastic person and that she had picked me to do it.  I felt lucky to be with her and amazed that she wanted me around.

She's a f*cking catch, you guys.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Check out my new post with the Rookie Moms about Mommy & Me yoga!

I've written up a witty, glamorous, whimsical little piece on my unprofessional attempts at Mommy & Baby yoga for the ladies at Rookie Moms.  This is #7 in their Rookie Moms Challenge series, and I've got big hopes for future challenges and posts.

If nothing else, head over to the Rookie Moms site to see Evie on her adorable yoga mat.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Village of Obnoxious Drunks and Foot-Grabbers: Addendum

If you haven't heard about Ray Rice, formerly of the Baltimore Ravens, feeling the belated consequences of punching his wife in the face so hard that she passed out and had to be ignominiously dragged from an elevator by her assailant-- well, that's the gist of it.