Donor fantasia

Horrifying:

• "I have an advanced degree in poetry writing."
• Someone that I really like answered the question "What are you most proud of and why?" with "I stopped valuing comfort at a young age and I use this to guide most decisions I make."

What is your favorite color?

• "I'm not sure I have a favorite color.  Deep purple maybe."

What are your favorite foods?

• "Pears." 

Describe your relationship with your family.

• "I have an optimal relationship with my family."

What makes you unique?

• "I would not say with any honesty that I was a unique person."

Do you like animals?  If so, what is your favorite?

• "Yes, I love all creatures."
• "Squirrel."

Why do you want to be a donor? 

• "I feel that my characteristics and traits should be passed on to future generations."
• "Because I feel any parents willing to go through such an extensive and SEEMINGLY UNNATURAL process will love their children whole-heartedly."
• "Being a donor has been a great opportunity to both supplement my income and take part in something unusual and possibly historically relevant."

If you could pass on a message to the recipients or their children, what would that message be?

• "If I've been selected, then I'm flattered.  As mentioned before, I see myself as possessing numerous positive qualities that I think should be passed on to others."
• "Learn a musical instrument.  Don't waste time with football.  You will probably have to get braces."